September 2011
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hunger games. hunger games everywhere.
itsohk:
Today in Democracy we were talking about how San Francisco is split into 11 political districts.
11 districts.
districts.
SAN FRANCISCO IS FUKIN PANEM.
AND I LIVE IN DISTRICT 1.
from now on if I have to go downtown I’m gonna say I’m chillin in district 6.
I live in District 6. I guess life could be worse.
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Masturbation and Taylor Lautner
The following conversation took place with a delightful lesbian lass that I had met only once before . . . .
Me: Hey! Don't I know you?
Her: Well hey you! It's been a while! How are you?
Me: I'm great right now. Just finished giving a 2 hour workshop in Spanish to the professors who work for my institute.
Her: Good for you!
Me: Yeah, it's really been weighing on me. I'll be glad to finally masturbate and think about Tayler Lautner without that workshop popping up to flop me down . . . . . . . I'm really sorry.
Her: . . . .
Me: Well, this is my stop! See you on facebook!
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I need more female friends in SF.
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“As we circle Union Square, about twenty NYPD officers haul out orange plastic...”
– JEANNE MANSFIELD, “Why I Was Maced at the Wall Street Protest,” in the Boston Review.
(via inothernews)
Fucking disgusting.
(via hisimpossiblesoul)
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My boyfriend is like a trampoline. I don't have...
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Heading up to fort mason for off the grid.
I love food.
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Everyone's favorite shows seem to be having season...
feyminism:
And then I think of 30 Rock:
TINA FEY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET PREGNANT?!
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